Help us bring unnecessary complexity to life's simplest items. We're looking for visionaries who aren't afraid to ask, "What if this rubber band needs therapy?"
Lead our groundbreaking research into the quantum mechanics of sock disappearance. Must have extensive experience in dryer dynamics and portal theory.
Oversee our proprietary rubber band aging process. Work closely with our oak barrel sommeliers to achieve perfect elasticity profiles.
Lead our stamp adhesive analysis team. Develop cutting-edge licking techniques and oversee our adhesive taste profile development.
Oversee the development of aerospace-grade aglets. Collaborate with NASA on breakthrough shoelace technology.
Lead our elite team of emergency rubber band replacement specialists. Must be able to handle high-tension situations.
Provide emergency support for customers experiencing urgent stamp-related situations. Must remain calm during adhesive failures.
All the left socks and aged rubber bands you can handle.
Be part of groundbreaking studies that nobody asked for.
Because we can't afford overtime anyway.